Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Exclusive Story from Iraq (Joke)

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, coward, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk pig.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

A friend of mine showed that to me, I thought it was a riot. :) More later....


  • LOL! That's really funny!!

    By Blogger Kaitlin, at 2:03 PM  

  • That's an awesome joke Zach!! :D
    But, an Iraqui ist was saying that to him?

    By Anonymous Vevy, at 4:02 PM  

  • T E R R O R I S T, sorry, it's blocking my words again.

    By Anonymous Vevy, at 4:03 PM  

  • I laughed my head off when I read that for the first time(I saw it somewhere else first).

    I almost posted it myself.

    By Blogger Rabenstrange, at 12:44 AM  

  • Why is it blocking the word- T E R R O R I S T?

    By Blogger MVB, at 11:59 AM  

  • I have no idea. :D It might have something to do with my "parental controls" program.

    By Anonymous Vevy, at 12:11 PM  

  • That's great... I loved this one!

    By Blogger thepatriot15, at 10:00 AM  

  • Wow, I love that! LOL!

    By Anonymous RLB or Táriel, at 8:26 PM  

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